asher63 (asher63) wrote,
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There's always that one kid.

Father: Son, here's two zuz. Go buy us a young goat for Passover. Be back here in an hour - and don't keep your mother waiting.

[Three hours later.]

Father: What took you so long? And where's the goat?!?

Son: The cat ate it.

Father: The cat ate it.

Son: Umm, yeah.

Father: I want to see this cat.

Son: The cat?

Father: Yes. I want to see this miraculous cat that ATE THE GOAT THAT COST ME TWO ZUZ. I want to see it. Where is it?

Son: Ummm, the dog ate it. ...
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