August 18th, 2012

Motzei Shabbat Fever

Dear BeTipul: I love you. Reuven is cool, even if he is kitty-whipped. Gila is hot. Orna and Michael just jump out of the screen, and their boy is a treasure. Yadin was cool until he died on the show, and his dad was awesome until the actor died in real life. But that theme? Arrrgggggh! If I have to listen to that "twang-twang, twang-twang" one more time, I'll be the one needing therapy.

No shul this Shabbat, I just stayed home, I literally haven't opened my apartment door since candle lighting. I'm one of those people for whom the penalty of "house arrest" ranks in the neighborhood of "exile to Maui" for severity.