Stand fast!
The Kosher Phone is pr0n-proof, and presumably basilisk-proof.
Buy a Kosher Phone. Be prepared for the coming Basilisk Apocalypse!
My favorite quote from my favorite movie.
For some reason I've had two songs about shipwrecks in my head. Why my brain picked 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' and 'The Gilligan's Island…
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