Now wait. Just. One. MINUTE.
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with my style, dammit. And there's nothing wrong with my running style either. (Well okay, it's a little clunky and a little dorky and I'm 43 years old. But still.)
I did not ask my LJ screen for its opinions of my style, and I resent this unsolicited criticism. Oh, and would it be asking too much to expect the page to load reliably? I know, I'm being unreasonable.