If this had been an actual post, I would be swooning in paroxysms of joy. Yes, oh yes, the great, resplendent, all-merciful demigods of LiveJournal have smiled upon me! The scions of SixApart have found my post worthy! Yes ... yes ... oh God YESSSSSS!!!!!
But since this isn't a real post, I'll just say, LiveJournal sucks, and let it go at that.